Jordanisms

Doug taught Jackson and Jordan was sarcastic means a few night ago. Right after he finished teaching them, Jordan said "I'm going to hit you." Then he said "I'm being sarcastic."

Doug was trying to take a toy apart and he was having a hard time doing it. Jordan said "It's indivisible."

Jordan has a very hard time staying in bed lately. Friday night he stayed in bed. The next day I was asking him he felt happy (I was thinking because he was so well rested) and he said "Yes, I got a star, a smiley face, and a popsicle stick." Haha, he has quite a few rewards :) Then he said "The only thing that's going to keep me in bed is listening to Frog and Toad" (which is what he had listened to the night before.) Then last night we were driving home and talking about how he needs 1 more star to be able to have Kenzie and Jack sleep in his room. They both really wanted to sleep in his room (so they could listen to Frog and Toad) and he said "I stayed in bed last night when I listened to Frog and Toad so I might again today" It sounds like he thinks staying in bed is out of his control :)

He claims he gets out of bed because he can't sleep (even though he is obviously very tired). One night he told me that he closes his eyes, but then they just open again. Keeping his eyes closed must also be out of his control :)